1/8/05... wah kow i how long nv update liao ah?? ermmm...dunnoe. aniwae i juz sae those things t happen during e period... my mother tongue test...AAARRRGGGHH!!! juz sayong makes my blood booooooooooooooil!!!! knoe how much i get?!?!?!?! 49!!!!! ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!! CHUANG QIANG!!! wa kow got 1 dae zsh come 2 my hse wif zhiwen den playing com tt tyme anyhow fang pi in my house kenasai!!! i had to evacuate my whole family (coz when dey come back dey almos faint,i nv faint coz i wear gas mask) an have 2 call ppl come my hse an refreshen it!!! "£$% u,zsh! dis 1 wil attract ur attention (i think)...got 1 dae dennis call me zsh, karine (woooooooo) and karine call huaiyi an her sister 2 go bowling later can go library do opa thingy...den later wtf lor! dennis come late!!! an after tt suay ar! go dere e idiot sae until 1pm den can play coz got some moron function goin on...den bla bla bla...ok so we go in an play...dennis suddenly becum lousy lyke siao he scored poorly!!! den zsh suddenly v good lor win me somemore aiya muz be karine an huai yi sit there watch him den he strike strike strike strike...an after tt we do opa me zsh an his wife karine go cck library do den syafiqah nv come coz pei syazni...haizzzz....den do...den karine an zsh kip pai each other zhao pian!!!wHoOOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO!!!!!!! i got a video 2 prove it zsh of cos wil deny la... ok stil got wad ar...oh yea...zsh v popular wif gals...mani gals join chess club juz 2 b wif him...lyke angel,huaiyi,karine an even LINETTE!!! OMFG!!! zsh v happi he go hoe WAHOOOO jump jump jump on the bed den chuang qiang. wif a bleeding nose he comtinues 2 run around an bang into the toilet bowl an fall inside...wif a wet head he CONTINNUES running while AHAHAHAHAHHAing den zi yuan zi yu anyhow take his shoe an lick...aiya he si bian tai one,too horrible 2 continue... an recent one todae vivien sae she giv her maths file 2 ms tay but den go locker see den the file dere an mrs selvan say ms tay knoe vivien code! zsh laugh like siao until his face red an he take his spec out. den syazni sae '"£$%^....zsh...laugh at my vivien...u wil die...' TRUE!!! 100% TRUE!!! it may seem fake but its true! jasper oso got hear! estee oso! the big battle: ZSH aka lepas (cockroach) aka hui mei aka xiao mei aka da bian...aiya too mani...V.S SYAZNI the erm....like vivien one! AN THE JIANG PING IZ VIVIEN!!! IT WIL BE 1 BLOODY MATCH!!! HERE IS A SPECIAL NEWS REPORT!!! BE ON THE LOOKOUT 4 A GIRL,HEIGHT NOT SURE SIZE VERY FAT FACE LIKE SHIT!!!! WHO LEH!?!?!?! NONE OTHER DEN LINETTE SHE IZ DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN SI BIAN TAI!!! MORE SI BIAN TAI DEN ZSH!!!! U KNOE WAD SHE DOES?!?! SHE RAPES GIRLS!!! LEZ!!!!!! SICK ONE LOR!!! SHE SAE SHE WAN 2 F**K SOM1 DEN SHE FASTER RUN AT HUAIYI DERE...DEN SHE FASTER RUN AWAY...zsh looked sad coz he wan 2 do it!!! ahahahahahah!!!! btw todae ys sae vivien go an whack shihui den he immediately after sch run home den faster slam dha door an take off his shirt an smell!!! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii biannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn taiiiiii!!! an las but not leasssssssssssssst........ttt tyme dose hu c his blog sayin tt he love vivien iz he ownself rite one! an he pretend push e blame on mi!!! JIAN!!!! 5th August 05... hi ppl!!! sorr i4 dha lammmmmmme blogskin but im going 2 change it very soon so dun worri! aniwae the reason i come an update todae iz bcos i heard der were mani intersting things happening 2 sch todae! T.T!!! when i nv come den fun thing happen u ppl r mean wahhhhhhh! ahem. ok juz kidding. so ******* told me tt todae got perfume war in sch! zsh e wa sai kang vs the d abain raj!!! ***** say tt zsh borrow perfume from mindy!!! WHo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0...cough cogh!!! gasp!!! no air!!! aniwae den raj borrow fm syafiqah!!! WHo0o0o0o0o0o00o0o0o0o0o0o00o0o00o0o00o0o00o0o0o0o00oo00oo0...cough!!! ok den dey spray here dpray dere an den whole class see bei xiang! yonmg shun took dha opportunity 2 fang pi!!! take out his shoez,open his air con (armpit) an no one complain coz tooooooo xiang!!! JIAN!!! kowz! i heard dha science an history test waz hard!! hard ar? eh got one bastard sae not hard in fact he sae chicken feet!! k lets see who dis bastard iz...ZSH!! ok u sae one! u dun get fullmark u tuo yi fu tuo u zi tuo di ku put 2 middle finger on ur head an run around e field five time while screaming 'OLAY! OLAY OLAY OLAY!!!' den science difficult or not? wa kow, i see another bastard saying chicken feet!!! wait arh,i take binoculars...YAN XIONG!!! k fine! dun get full mark u mus hang on e parallel bar until u vomit blood! from dere,continue 4 1 hr!!! k an i heard oso got debate! zsh vs yan xiong! bastard vs bastard 2 b e beter bastard...haizzz....CHILDISH!!! results is next lit. lesson ryte??? icic... personal happenings at home: a few mins ago,dunno which bastard call my handphone an use a sissy chao ah gua nabeic voice an said tt he love angel an huai yi an karine an priscilla an he sae he love linette DHA MOST!!! OMFG!!! i did voice check an the screen read 'bastard' an i realised at was zsh...haizzz....he lyke dose ppl tell me 4 wad? ohhh,i knoe is when he wedding tt time giv him hongbao! dun worri la! i giv u big big hongbao! (filled wif shit) LATEST NEWS: SHOCKING NEWS!!! OMFG! WHEN I HEARD IT MY EYEBALL ALMOST BA BOOM OK OKHERES HOW IT GOEZ...I WAZ TYPING DIS HALFWAE DEN MY HANDPHONE DI DI DI DI DI DI...I SEE EH ESTEE BF ZHENG JIE SMS ME AN THE SMS READ: 'SPREAD TO THE WORLD...MINDY HELP ZSH BLOW HIS CUP NOODLE...AND AFTER TT KISSES HIM REPEATEDLY ON DHA LIPS! AND ZSH KISS BACK...AND THE SCENE WAS IN THE CAFETERIA! EVRYONE WAS WATCHING!!! MR NATHAN, TEACHERS, STUDENTS ETC! PASS TO THE WORLD!!!' ok so now im doing wad zheng jie told me 2 do! MINDY HELP ZSH BLOW HIS CUP NOODLE AN AFTER TT DEY KISS HERE KISS THERE KISS EVRYWHERE!!!! AN DEN LATER IF U GO ZSH BLOG AN SEE NEW STUFF WHICH IS ABT ME, IT I PURRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CRAP!!! U CAN READ, BUT IF U BELIEVE DEN URE DUMB! MY BLOG ONE IS PUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FACTS!!! OK OK ???GET IT? UNDERSTAND? GOOD! NOW PASS THE WORD!!!!!!!!! :ppppppppppppp ANOTHER PIECE OF SHIT I MEAN NEWS: MINDY FELL IN LURVE WIF ZHIWEN! SHE SMS ME AN SAE 'ISNT WENWEN SWEET?' WHo0o0o0o00o0o0o0o00o0o0o0o0o!!! DIS IS FROM ME...PASS DHA WORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUN FACT: ZHIWEN'S FAVORITE SAYINGS: 'WO DA NI AH! (CHINESE) AN 'WTF?' 6th August 05... wa kow todae go malaysia hol...my parents kee siow 1!!! such a short period of tyme oso chu guo haiz...T.T stil cant eat chewing/bubble gum!!! when i take out tt horrible terrible vegetable timetable metal thingus outta my mouth i confirm eat lyke siow ahahahah!!! (wtf i sound lyke zsh) kowz hope no more metal detectors,fat kiddies stuck in trolleys an mos importantly-BLOWZ!!! I GOT A FREAKIN LOT DHA LAST TYME I WENT MALAYSIA!!! ARGH!! dose hu wan gum either sms me or call mi hanphone dha no. iz 91904168 an muz pay me coz im smuggling illegal stuff into singapore! dun worri prices r reasonable an i wil leave eprice tag there so is evidence tt i nv cheat ur money...P.S: dun eat in front of mi coz i wil feel...uncomfortable...also...check out dha latest blog in town! itz called www.khoorawkz.blogspot.com (c i put link 4 u so fang bian) but if u hao lian extra wan type urself, the khoorawkz is a 'z'! not 's'!!! u type 's' ryte,u'll go to sum freak blog! understand?!?!? good! check here 4 moreeeeeeeeeeee updatez!!! FUN FACT: OUR CLASS IS ACTUALLY CONSISTED OF CATS (JASPER ME ZSH ZHIWEN AN YS),DOGS(YANYOU),PIGS(YONGSHUN),BEARZ(YANXIONG,JASON),FRUITS(ME,RIQUE DUNNO I TINK STIL GOT OTHERS),CARTOON CHARACTERZ(ZSH,YONGSHUN,JASON),POP STARZ(WEE HANG) AND RETEARDS(ALIF)!!! COOL! (EXCEPT 4 E LAST ONE) 11/8/05... whoo...shiok man!!! finally return 2 skool...wa kow lehz...absent in skool 4 3 daes(not consequtive)!!! first it was a damn fever den it waz gastric painz...owwww...tt dae realli pain lorz...an some freak head buckttothed idiot sae i went 2 e toilet an sh*t!!! kowz!!! stupid 1...cant differentiate the diff between sh*t an vomitting 1!!! aniwaez,when i got back 2 skool todae,i got many 'remarkz'...1st it waz da bi zi...once c mi sae'yo banana freak!' i ignored him as i knewe poor fellow's nose was blocking his brain an inteligence flow an therefore he saed tt in retardedness...haizzz...den after tt 2nd waz tt acbc bear...kip callin me bai chi...who whiter!??!!?!? coz him la!!! polar bear...got see the advertisement promoting the HALLS sweet? got a polar bear rite? tt waaz none other den tt acbc bo lan bear lor. u knoe y i sae he bo lan? coz he accidetally use dha shaver an...=CENSORED= okok...den zsh came running excitedly towardz mie,holding a piece of paper an he call mie 2 c... @ 1st i tot it waz a love letter he wrote 2 jenna/linette/angel/mindy/huaiyi/vivien but den later i c an i saw it was a printed conversation box in msn...2 ppl...zsh an tyx...tyx nick waz 'im stupid' or sumthin lar an zsh nick waz...erm...i 4got k aniwae den it printed dere an said tt yan xiong LIKE SHIRLEY!!! OMFFFFFFG!!!!! is he sum disciple of alif? changing targetz?!?!!?!?! 1st mindy,den karine,den xinyi,den karine again(2 timer),den candice an now shirley!!! ROAR!!! dha beasts awake in alif an clement!!! all r thinkin e same thing,'steal my shirley rite?! u wil DIE!!!'imagine..imagine...imagine 3SHAWTIES FIGHTING TOGETHER!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! OMG,SO FUNNN!!!' i not scared 2 write here cos shirley dun hit ppl one...onli knoe how 2 kick toilet door!! waahahahahahah!!!!! kkk...den suddenly ys examine it an sae tt zsh could b lying an he could hav change his nick an change back an sae as using yan xiong nick saying tt he like shirley an change back 2 his own nick an sae OMG!!! v chim right?!?! but den yx like kip quiet like tt...said nuthin 1...so it could be true...50-50 lor...but zsh saed tt maybe ys like shirley!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! WA SHIRLEY BECUM SOOOOOO POPULARRRRRR!!! I KNOE Y COZ SHE ALWAES GO POPULAR BOOKSHOP BUY BOOK...ok ok itz LAME...so dis mystery is yet 2 b solved...wait til an idiot confesses... woah it seems tt hav a lot of things 2 sae todaemie an yx decided 2 go yew tee cc an play maple...so we tou tou do refection durin science when we hav 2 do our theory workbk but we completed both(see so clever) an assigned zj 2 help us giv our refection 2 ms ng after skool so tt we no need waste tyme 2 run 2 dha pigeon hole put dha paper in an run 2 e cc coz by tt tyme alreadia lot of ppl!!!(gasp!!!!!!!!!!!!! LONG sentence isnt it?) den suddenly ys oso wanted 2 go so we ran...run halfwae dose 2 fat piggies stop...no breath!!! wa kowz...dey shld exercise more often haizzz...aniwae when we run halfwae tt nabei bear grab my bag an dun let mie run,letting da bi zi run ahead!!! damn!!! i finally shook him off an chase dbz(i overtook him of course) an we reach dha cc an close the lift b4 tt na bei bear came in!!! wahahaha!!! den later we loaned dbz $1 each coz c him small,fat etc so tt he can play!! well,hao xin you hao bao...later ys in maple story party me! cool! he let me take money an items but we both oso fight an is fair an square lor...an 2ml he gonna help me again!!! cool! hope can len him money again!(but muz return!!!) FUN FACT: THE FIRST LOVE RUMOUR IN OUR CLASS WAS YONG SHUN LOVE LINETTE AN IT WAS CREATED BY JASPER FROM GUAN CAI COMPANY! THE FIRST COFFIN COMPANY IN CLASS WHICH WAS DURING JANUARY PERIOD,ORIENTATION CAMP! WE OSO MADE A TITANIUM COFFIN SO TT BOTH YS AN LINETTE CAN GO IN AN WE OSO PUT PLANTS 2 STEAL THIER OXYGEN SO TT DEY MATI FASTER MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! 12/8/05... wa todae wth wtf- i dunnoe how i actually TOPPED the clazz in literature!!! k lyke dis...at first when mr khoo saed tt he waaz goin 2 giv out lit results den my thoughts were lyke 'juz pass can alreadi...' den when i receive the paper,i c...20 markz...an i waz lyke,wa! nice,an A! surely rique/shirley/taahira/candice/alif will get higher marks one...so i go an ask their marks an i waz puzzled when all of dem get 17-19 marks(rique got 19)...an i waz lyke'wad? did i top dha clazz?' den soon evry1 knoe how much i get an when mr khoo ask who get 20 evry1 scream my name an i waz lyke WTF!?!??!but dha feeling is SHIOK!!!!!! finally win rique an shirley (the smart couple)!!! oso got another lucky thing happen 2 mi! i pass HISTORY!!! not dha open book test,is dha chapter 4 one,got dha qin shihuang,chandragupta crap dha one ya. so ms mages ask e stay back aft sch.an i saed'4 wad?'an she saed'history test!' !!!!!!!! OMG!!! todae!?!?!?! i havent reviseed!!!!! so durin history when teacher explain 10 min i study chap 4 4 5 min...den aft sch go an take dha test...an i got 12/20!!! wow i cant believe i passed dha damn test!! but stil lose 2 tt idiot yan xiong...he got 13!!! khoo him!!! wa lau 2ml chess comp an hav 2 wake up at 7 coz dha thing start @ 8!!! betta go zzz alreadi! FUN(well not really)FACT: tt idiot zheng jie jie go an change his phone an upgrade 2...dha same 1 as mine!!! tt idiot!! of ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the phone brand in singapore, y the hell mus he choose the same as mine!?!?!?!? damn!!!an he copy all my waes of using! lyke when he put the phone in the pouch,he put it in heaad first juz like mi!!! an when listening 2 songs on the phone, he wil listen through the camera part,juz like mi!!! arrrrgggh!!! wad an idiot!!! can u imagine how moronic tt iz!?!?!? (estee dun come an hit me) 16/8/05... wa heng todae ms fizah came 2 clazz an told us dha reason y she didnt come 2 clazz yesterdae coz she couldnt make it blah blah an den later we go throught our work on e powerpoint slide an den after tt interview dennis for his opa an after tt teacher show us dha opa but den faster off away an sae show us 2ml so wth iz tt ok next news zheng jie got a new nickname it iz called kookoo an is dennis name 1 coz got 1 dae me dennis zheng jie an rique all stay back coz nuthin 2 do so we kind of do hw an play chess at e same tyme an suddenly dis freak zheng jie make a sound EEE EEE EEE lyke a retarded monkey an he said i bet u cant make dis sound an he countinue 2 make the damn sound til dennis sae shut up la kookoo den rique an i laughed like shit til we stomachache an zheng jie finally shut his bloody mouth. FUN FACT:onli one fullstop was used in the above post an it is the onli puntuation mark an dha whole thing 24/8/05... omfg so long nv update alreadi!!! sorri 2 dose hu come frequently ok wateva...haiz i failed my maths test...AGAIN!!! an i dunnoe whether rique is a human a not as he is so freakingly smart!!! without calculator he can get 38/40!!! so wif calculator full mark lol!!! ok nex,y ms fizah haven show us our opa resultz an the comprehension test? she saed she wil show us the compre test results todae but she nv!!! an the opa i oso dunnoe lol...OKOKOKOKOK im sounding lame coz todae not mani interseting thing happen ok?!?!!? so dun blame mi...ermm...letz see stil hav wad...oh ya 2ml we hav 2 go an PICK RUBBISH!!!! how utterly degrading!!! in cck park summore...so dun 4get 2 bring pe attire 2ml...ok i tink tts it an ppl hu remember anything happen during dha past few daes pls leacve a comment so i can write abt it...thx... FUN FACT: bet u didnt knoe dis(i tink):zhang hui mei aka zhang xiao hui aka shihui's locker iz next to vivien's locker!!! wHoOOOoooOooOOOoooOoOooO!!!!! 25/08/05... damn it! hav 2 perform dha lit play in front of evry1!!! in the whole play,phillip sucks cos it is zheng jie the retarded monkey!!! when he wear the leo vest,he looks like a NERD!!! (estee dun hit me) so when he is 'immoblilised',hanguo an i wil go an pinch his sucky face! wahahahahhaha!! an got another thing happen! got a fish fall off his chair!!! it waz damn funni!!! he rocket laucher on the floor!! ba boom!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!! ok,aniwae,the mos sucky thing is tt we have 2 go an pick up stinking rubbish at the cck park!!! STUPID!!! itz so lame!!! the teacher go an pick up lar!!! i dun giv a SH** abt the cip hourzzz!!!! but luckily for my grp (mi jerome da bi zi shihui yx an wee hang) were assisted by 2 rakes found by jerome!!! an all the oth grp all jealous MUAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!! den when we finish picking up litter (1 whole bag) ms ng call us fill another bag wif trash!!! @#$^^!%@%^@$@%&!&$%&@*@%%$%$!!!!! KANASAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aft we finally finish,mi zhiwen an shihui go cck library 2 blow air con!!! an u knoe wad dey do!?!?!? dey take off their shoez!!! AAGGHH!!!! AIR POLLUTION!! i almos died!!!okokokokokokokokokok i tink no more stuff 2 write,so.......TYME 4 MAPLE!!!!!!!!! FUN FACT: all of our chinese classmates do not hav a 'b' in their names!!! bet u didnt knoe!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! 26/8/05... got back history marks an opa marks...I PASSED BOTH YAY!!! an dammit!! hav 2 do the literature play again!!! an now phillip sucks even more cos he wear the nerdy vest an we all got an smack his face!!! WAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!!! (estee dun hit me) an u knoe wad?!?!!? we all think syazni nv come todae cos he was possessed by the white figure he saw yesterdae an cck park wif radin an hidayat dey all!!! an syazni point at the thing!!!! OMG!!!! but den later i call him an found out tt he kena asthma attack!!! CHEY!!!!! an tt nabei rique an yx haolian kia cos dey got 25/25 for their history open book test!!! stupid yan xiong! challenge english la asshole!!! hai...sianzzzz...got tuition later...gtg..... FUN FACT:OMG OMG OMG!!! zheng jie like chen dan!!! OMG OMG!!!! pri 5 an 6 they were todae an when is chen dan bdae zj CONFIRM buy present for her!!!!wHo0o0o0o0o0o0oo00o0o0o0o00o0o!!!!! an BTW chen dan called zj lao gong!!! OMG estee later attempt suicide ahahahahahahhahaha!!!! 31/8/05... omfg how long hav i not updated liao aniwae nvm cos no one complain ahahahahah !!!! woah...tyme passes so damn fast!!! itz dha las dae of august alreadi omg!!! i dun 1 2 b sec 2 so fast...kkk aniwaez i got 20/30 for eng highest WOOHOO!!! I RULE JUZ KIDDING!!! u mite b thinking tt i m arrogant 4 putting my 'achievements' in here but dun tell mi if u get hihghest u wun put oso mer?!?!? ok cut dis shyt!!! drama competition!!! we knoe dha results!!! guezz wad?!?! WE SUCK!!! yes itz true our performance waz realli lyke SHYT!!!!! an on t dae ys tok real soft mayb stage fright or sumthin who knows...aniwae todae we celebrated teacherz dae in sch an it wz realli quite lame coz the teacherz played musical chairz an sum dum scavenger hunt omfg wtf!!! an got tt stupid leo hu call us 2 shout the teacherz name den he kip walking around an nv pay attention 2 us!!! we shouted til our throats were sore!!! an if tt leo iz reading dis: U WATCH OUT! IM GOING 2 SMACK UR BLOODY NERD FACE! ok end of post cos nuthin 2 tok abt...
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