Thursday, September 01, 2005
1/9/05...
todae when 2 watch the maid wif zhiwen jasper an a bunch of monkey girls....idiot lor they all...purposely make me sit beside...ok,lets stop here. ok so all 3 of us bois were late den zhiwen an i went up to the buy popcorn there. then we ask dem if dey had seen jasper. dey sae no,so we tell dem go inside first den we wait for jasper. i called jasper...he saed he waz in the LIBRARY = =lll...we call him faster come up den we ask him y he go library den he sae 'du shu hao wan ma' ( read books veri fun) = = lll den wait 4 him 2 buy his combo 1 (lil' zhiwen got sore throat cannot eat any heaty thing) den we rush inside...zhiwen an i faster run in den later jasper shouted 'oi bang wo kai men!!!' (help me open door) veri loudly hsia!!! got ppl say 'SSSHHHHH!!!" @#$%... den aft tt we all find our seats...jasper take us 2 the wrong wae,turn around,den finally find lolx...the movie alreadi started...
zhiwen v cute!!! when got scary parts he take he sweater/jacket an cover his small face lolx...jasper an zhiwen got scream but i nv cos when abt 2 scary part tt tyme i listen mp3 MUAHAHAHAH so i cant hear anything...the movie veri f*** hsia! purposely make a loud sound when the scary part come den evryone wil scream...if silent movie den no one wil scream lolx...den got 1 part,when the employer kena knock down by the lorry ryte,evry1 laugh!!! kee siow, i knoe cos i oso laugh...
aft the movie we pay the girls for helpin us buy the ticket den we go play xbox...F*** the dang machine!!! spoil spoil one!!! finally we got a disc which can work--a fighting game lar quite fun...den dis jasper v bian tai...he choose the female characters cos of ***************** (strictly r21)....den got one guy in the game look like alif...an i guy look like raj!!! zw jasper an i all laugh like siao...den aft tt play arcade a while den we went home...lolx...
2/9/05...
sianzzz....todae got sch....an todaes history lesson SUCKED!!! we went to the cyber centre...hot,humid,no air con WTF!!! den teacher off all the light an tok tok tok...cant even see hu waz tokin an i didnt understand 1cm of it!!! haiz...yew tee cc now sux sia...1 hour $2...all bcos got 1 tyme tt idiot jason bring those idiot girls go the cc den as got more ppl dey thought business v good so dey increased the price F***!!!! an one more thing,got chalet a not??? dose hu knoe pls tell mi coz i DUNNOE!!!
FUN FACT: 1+1=2...lolx...tt was lame... i knoe...
5/9/05...
WOOHOO!!! holidaes start todae!!! pla y play play!!! ok ok ok ok mus study oso...todae i v lucki!!! i fought monsters the whole dae an in total i got 32 monster cardz!!! REALLY!!! most come from mushroom...the rest is fm oth. den i oso start new acc...it is called..NoobZx3!!! sounds familliar ryte??? it waz adapted fm jasper. NoobZx2 is zhiwen! we r fans of jasper(in maple)!!! v lucky tt character!!! serious!!! i got 2 diff ores using tt character--bronze an amethyst!!! i oso got a metal wand!!! OMFG!!! dunnoe y,mayb cos the luck or dunnoe wad...hope 2ml wil b as lucky as 2dae!!!
6/9/05...
lucky lucky lucky!!! im serious!!! i got 9 ores todae alreadi an stil counting! topaz(cursed eye),steel,adamintium(octopus),aquamarine(on the floor,no one pick up),bronze(evil eye), 3 emerald(horny mushroom),orihalcon(dark axe stump)!!! OMG!!! an,i met dis cleric an i asked him party me an he accept!!! wa he help me a lot hsia! den dunnoe got 1 green thingy can heal one lei!!! going 2 be lvl 25 soon...YAY!!!
16 Sept...
whao alreadi 10 daes nv update blog lolx!!! got so mani thing happen...ok firstly...did u knoe that there were absentees evrydae dis week!?!?!? realli lor!
Mondae:Jerome
Tuesdae:Jerome,Jasper
Wednesdae:Jerome,Shihui
Thursdae: Jerome,Hidayat
Fridae:Dennis,Shirley,Jerome(well actually he came,but he went off at 9.30!!! WTF??!?!?!?!)
obviously we knoe hu is tryin 2 skip skool...
yesterdae mother tongue(chinese) test!!! AAGGGHHH!!! veri hard leix...i reckon i'll pass...sooooo mani the zao ju i nv do!!!!
latest news todae: at abt after the free period todae jason i tink he ewanted 2 jump over a chair or dunnoe wad lar...den he jump den BABOOM he fall on the floor...lolx...den when he stand up stil laugh at himself...double lolx...
19 Sept...
haizzz...failed my mother tongue again...45/100...sux hsia...aniwae at least i got better than jerome!!! he got -. really!!! he got a dash cos he nv come tt dae aniwae i think sooner or later wil bcum 0 cos he nv giv mc to chinese teacher yet muahahha...
omfg wad is dis...? zhiwen an alif an NOW jasper( tts wad dey told mie jasper dun come aft me) lyke PRISCILLA!!!! omg!!! things r starting 2 heat up in here!!! hu wil win...?
kanasai...todae's pe lessoin sux more den hell...or izzit counted as a pe lesson?!?!!? we did a folk dance(clement an i called it f*** dance...)!!! got some lame actions...okok i tell the truth...got A LOT OF LAME ACTIONS!!! WTF!? 'we learn many kinds of sport...' dancing is a sport mer!??!?! stupid k.c...den the worst thing is when u skip...omg...like red riding hood hsia...an 2 make things worse,aft tt the ce lesson crapped. it was abt like,1 plus an den we didnt have anything 2 do,ms ng didnt tell us 2 do anything...an suddenly she goes berserk an scolds us 4 nuhthin...sth abt the science theory wkbks tt dunnoe hu left there since fridae...walao...cannot leave it there mer!?!? WTF!?!?!??!
21 Sept...
omfg i nv thought i would sae dis i nv did but i hav 2 cos i realli cant stand it anymore i hav 2 swear somemore although primary skool teacher sae cannot swear cos its bad an den oso not good cos it wil bcum a habit den soon u wil tend 2 swear an swear an swear an even when it is not neccassary oso swear 4 nuthin but i dun giv a fcuk i realli dun care anymore see i dun even care 2 put any punctuation marks bcos MS NG REALLY SUX!!! THERE!!! 6 EXCLAMATION MARKS!!! NOW NINE!!! MAYBE SHLD ADD MORE COS MISS NG REALLY SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK GO AND COUNT YOURSELF!!! she siao one lor...she plus tt bloody mdm aishah...think ur baby cute i SCARED arh?!?!?! fight la!!! wif a flick of my pinky u die alreadi on the floor crying alread lolx...'blah...blah...blah...y none of u nv come an bring on fridae? on mondae? on tuesdae?! i wait 4 3 daes alreadi...' PLEASE LAR!!! no one call u to wait lor! is u idiot sit there stare blankly into space tok 2 the ceiling roll around in the stupid wheely chair provided by the skool 4 teachers 2 sit in in the stafff room an fal off laugh at urself go back on again an repeat the whole thing!!! CANT U TAKE DEM URSELF?!?!?!?!!?!?!? AND,Y U LEAVE IT DERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!!?!?! U SHLD HAV TOLD JASON 2 TAKE DEM 2 U ON TT DAE ITSELF!!! U JUZ WALK OUT OF THE DAMN CLASS LIKE NUTHING HAPPEN AN TODAE U COME IN CLAZZ AND **** US!!! WTF!?!?!? AND WHAT U OSO HAV 2 RITE ON THE BOARD!?!!??! U R THE DAMN TEACHER IT IS UR JOB TO REMIND US AN WRITE ON THE BOARD OK?!!?!? TINK U WAD?!!?!? SAE WE GOT ATTITUDE PROBLEM,U GOT PERSPECTIVE PROBLEM OK!!! DUN KNOE WAD IT MEANS CHECK THE DAMN DICTIONARY LA!!! OR U DUN EVEN KNOE WAD A DICTIONARY IS?! DEN 2 BAD!!! HOW COME DIS KIND OF THING NV HAPPEN WHEN MS CHENG WAZ TEACHING US?!?!?!? U KNOE HOW 2 TEACH ONE A NOT??? OUR PARENTS PAY U EVRY1 WIF THEIR HARD EARNED MONEY WHICH DEY USE HARD WORK,EFFORT,TOLERANCE,INTELLIGENCE,INTERGRITY,INTENSITY,TIME,CELLS AND THIER HANDS AND FEET 2 DO,AND HOW U REPAY US HUH?!?!?! **** US IZZIT?!?!!? TELL U HOR,U BETTER TREAT US BETTER OR WE SUE U DEN U KNOE...U AN MS NG THE SAME...NO WONDER OUR FREAKING CLASS ISNT FREAKING UNITED-ITS ALL BCOS OF U FREAKING PEOPLE!!! SEE??? U OSO WASTED MY PERCIOUS TIME AND CELLS AND ELECTRICITY TO PUT ALL DIS THINGS DOWN IN MY BLOG AND IF U R THINKING LIKE WTF DEN U BETTER THINK AGAIN COS IF U NV SCOLD US I WOULDNT HAV PUT ALL THESE DOWN!!! SO,IF U THINK WE GOT PROBLEM DEN QUIT!!! QUIT LA!!! DEN GOT NO MORE PROBLEMS!!! LAS BUT NOT LEAST---GET-A-LIFE-4-GOODNESS-SAKE!!!
(p.s: dose ppl hu read dis an although found it a little draggy,boring etc but stil ound it meaningful,U GUYS RAWK!!! dose ppl hu read dis an found it offending,PLEASE DUN SUE.
Wonderfully typed in by: Toh Yan Xiong
(muahahahhahahaha)
ok ok now for some oth thing...todae i went hunting 4 dragon...shirts at the pasar malam dere...i find an find..FINALLY FOUND NOT 2 OR 3...but 1...haizzz...all the oth ones were 2 SMALL...got m size an xl size no l size... @#$%... den aft tt,me zsh an rique go 2 zhiwen hse an play...rique an zhiwen play maple while zsh an i play HALO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH HE n00b!!!!he lose 2 mie like more den 3 time an he stil go around an sae 'ahahahah yi guo lose 2 mi in halo!!!!' haizzz...typical...aft tt we go home...den aft tt sit lrt back 2 cck,den walk the linkway 2 mrt dere...den when i reach the top dere i see got 1 train alreadi down dere so i tot tt muz be dha one going back 2 yewtee...so i juz run in...'doors closing...'den aft tt move...den aft a few min i see the scenery like got 1 forest like tt...den i tot like'aiya i nv notice scenery one,no worry'...but den later...'bukit batok' OMFG!!! i sit the wrong mrt!!! ARRRGGGHH!!!!! den i fsater run out an change train den go home...wa...tired...dunnoe y todae so tired an depressed...but 2ml wun alreadi...COZ GHOT PE!!! TRACK AN FIELD!!! not the stupid f*** dance!!! hope mrs elvan dun come 2ml so t she wun giv hw den fridae no math again yays!!!see ya!!!
22 Sept...
omfg todaes pe lesson wasnt so fantastic as i expected...firstly,juz bcos i tok 2 rique kc saw it an he told mie 2 run one lap around the field!!! F*** U!!! den later we all had turns 2 throw the javelin...most of us failed 2 make the javelin stick on the ground but got some of us manage 2 do it (great job guys!!!)...den later got a part where the first frp of throwers got to throw again...den jasper go an throw the javelin without kc's order...den kc sae 'eh come here come here...u,go an run 1 lap an come back' den juz as jasper was going,he saed,'c*** b**' unfortunately 4 him,kc heard it an sae'eh wait come back come back...u do 20 push up...den go an run 1 lap come back' lol! we laughed like hell!!!
23 Sept 05...
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG todae something unbelivably shocking happened during history lesson!!!! ok heres wad happened...
ok todae we were supposed 2 bring our understanding our past(although i dun understand 1mm of it) txbk 2 history lesson todae...but i 4get to bring...so i juz stay in my seat an listen teacher tok...den aft tt,jerome shifted himself 2 wee hang dere cos he oso nv bring txbk,so he share wif wee hang...den soon dey started chattering...'bla bla bla bla bla bla...' like girls like tt...den aft tt i wanted 2 turn around an ask we hang a question,so i turned around...AND SAW JEROME AN WEE HANG HAVING EACH OTHERS ARMS ON EACH OTHERS SHOULDERS!!! so i fsater turn back so dey didnt see as if dey saw dey would stop an i wouldnt b able to write dis story(all in detail) down. den i pretended 2 walk 2 zj seat 2 apretend 2 ask him something...from there i observed those 2...OMG!!! DEY WERE HUGGING!!! walau how come no one see!!?!?!?!?!? but i ren zhu an continued watching...a few min later aft dey hug,wee hang saed 2 jerome 'wo ai ni!' (i love u)!!!!!! AN DEY KISSED!!! MOUTH 2 MOUTH!!!!! IN FRONT OF SOOOOOOOOOOO MANI PPL AN NO ONE SAW!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! KISS 4 SO LONG!!! LIKE 15 MIN LIKE TT!!!!!! den aft history.i told wee hang, 'i saw u kissing'...wee hang denied evrything!!! he saed 'no lor nv lor we discuss science lor!!!' easy. i answered 'dis is history an u discuss science!!!???!!!?!' den wee hang mei you hua jiang but he sae 'u sieow lor...see i tell u history u dunnoe' den when bell ring he faster go home...OMG...boys in our class pls watch out for WEE HANG AND JEROME. DEY R GAY!!!!!!!!!! (kids dun try dis at home)
25 Sept 05...
todae i went 2 chinese garden...yawn...at first i tot veri boring...den later aft walking around i found out tt it was veri rather interesting...den later...OMG!!! GOT DRAGONS!!! faster go an take picture...den later deres dis stand where dey use a veri veri sticky sweet 2 make animals...u can eat it or kip it la...den deres dis wheel which u spin den got a lot of animals around so when the pointer reach wad animal the person wil make for u... u can keep or eat it la...(chinese is called 'tang hua') den cost onli $2...so my bro an i try...my brother turn first...he get crane!!! 'wa!!! long life...'my father saed...den my turn!!! i want 2 get dragon real badly so i spun real hard...spin spin spin...den i get...XIAO NIAO!!! (sparrow) wtf!?!?!? haiz...aniwae,we ate it den later walk abt somemore...den we went 2 see the two headed six leged tortiose! ewwwww veri disgusting like additional tentacles grow on the tortoise like tt!!! YUX! den later we tired alreadi ...wan 2 go home...den we walk past the tang hua dtand again...AN SOME1 GOT DRAGON OMFG!!! wa!!! veri nice hsia!!! so i tell my father i wan 2 try again!!!so i prayed...an i spun...den stop...at BIG FISH! is one of the best one!!! so i beg wif the person whether can change 2 dragon a not...but the person sae cannot cannot...T.T...so i juz tok the big fish an walked awae...den we were abt 2 go home when we saw ANOTHER tang hua stand!!! so my father ask the person whether can buy the dragon cos the price is $5(all the tang hua stall sell like tt) den when the person see the big fish im holding den i tink he like scared lose business 2 e oth stall so he saed he sell mie at $3!!! OMFG!!!! immediately buy!!! yay!!! now got a big fish an a dragon!!! WOOHOO!!! i ate the big fish an the dragon is now pasted on my room wall!!! SOOOOOO NICE!!!!!! (of cos the dragon is first wrapped in a plastic wrap den i use tae 2 stick evrything up!!!) :):):):):)
26 Sept 05...
WOOHOO!!! todaes home econ lesson rawked!!! we made choc chip cookies!!! nice hsia!!! i do wif zsh cos kavita go an do wif liana an den ys change wif priyanka...so den we do...student a an b hav 2 do diff thing...student a (zsh) i dunnoe dey muz do wad but student b(me,obviously) 1st have 2 weigh the white sugar until like 75g an brown sugar until 25g den aft tt we collect half teaspoon of vanilla essence!!! walau den the zsh damn stupid hsia...he collect the egg,den he want 2 put in small bowl --LATER WHEN WE HAVE 2 BEAT THE EGG HAV 2 PUT IN BIG BOWL!!! den aft he take he crack the egg (yolk flew evrywhere) den aft tt when he see yx take the big bowl he oso take out den aft tt pour inside the big bowl!!! den my vanilla essence (from a plate - -lll) hav 2 transfer back into the bowl!!! WALAU STUPID ZSH!!!( i knoe dis sounds chim but if u read slowly an carefully u shld hav no problem)
den later we hav 2 put the mix of i tink butter an sugar an vanilla essence inside the bowl which hav 2 egg den mix evrything together...den we all mixed...wa at least zsh can mix the thing...mix mix mix...den slowly put the flour in...my turn 2 mix mix mix...den no more white color...mix mix mix...den put the choc chip an mix somemore!!! den the color of the mixture slowly turn like yellow yellow turn 2 brownish color...den ms yeo come an see den she saed (WOOHOO me an zsh so happy) 'dis is the best part where u can mix until!!!' den yx an ys lian hei hei...cos dey did faster than us but nv get good remark!!! :)...aft tt,we slowly take out the mis den make shapes...(i tried 2 make dragon...it FAILED) den we put in the oven...
den we wait wait wait...2 pass time we wash evrything up...den stil haven finish...den later got smoke come out fm our oven!!! evry1 gather around den see...aft the whole thing settle,yx came 2 us an sae ys is the one hu sabo us!! FCUK U LA DA BI ZI!!! but in the end when come out,stil taste v nice!!! LOL!!!
27 Sept 05...
argh....todaes pe sux as usual...dis time even learn somemore crap...got 2 circle...den when dance finish wif the first partner den change to another partner...YAN XIONG PARTNER ALIF!!!!! OMFGWTFWTHKNNBCZB!!!!!!! me an zsh laugh like dere was no 2ml!!!!! dey dance together!!! omg! imagine how mani GERMS alif passed 2 yanxiong!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!! now evry1 all avoid him!!! dun worri yx i giv u shampoo 2ml!!! (alif shampoo)...
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